Things that prep school physicians have said to me II.

How do the patients know where to buy drugs?

This is the most consternation over a glucometer that I've ever seen!

What's methadone?
I've read about methadone in my crime novels.

Things that prep school physicians have said to me.

"Top work today!"

"I've never had 7-11 coffee."

"Let's get some hard cheeses and see what happens with her."